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Artist: Mighty Mohawk Man
Canonical path: /mighty-mohawk-man/atkins
Related lyric paths: 6
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Atkins
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Atkins
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Yeah, screw your diet man
Oh, eat up while you can
Your carbohydrate plan
Is just a Subway scam
Atkins was a giant man
How can you trust him with your food?
Atkins was a giant man
Do you want to be giant, too?
Let's cash in on what they eat
Food's the one thing that they need
They lied about how you feed
I hope your stomach bleeds
Atkins was obese, so true
The next to be obese is you
He died from slipping on some ice
A heart attack will end your life
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