Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Mighty Mohawk Man
Canonical path: /mighty-mohawk-man/haircut
Related lyric paths: 6
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Haircut
Read Haircut lyrics by Mighty Mohawk Man on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Haircut
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I can't watch you standing there
With your ugly fucking hair
Please don't please don't get too near
Get that shit away from here
I can't stand your shortened mop
Golden locks you chose to crop
And to think that you're so smart
Your longer hair was truly art
What's the deal with this cut
Now you've got more hair on your butt
This is getting out of hand
Burn the scissors, take a stand
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Mighty Mohawk Man performs "Haircut", and this lyric page sits inside the Mighty Mohawk Man catalog on LyroVerse.
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