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​Near Death Fail Comp (Must Watch Until End)

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​Near Death Fail Comp (Must Watch Until End)

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Turn off my cellphone I'm going off the grid

Which is for me eating Cheetos in my bed

Watching movies and drinking chocolate milk alone

I guess it's my antisocial tendencies

That are keeping me from my friends

And the things that could be helping me get by

Oh, but it will get better they say

Step by step, day by day, inch by inch, and play by play

But I'm scared that I might not have that kind of time

So what'll you do

When all that you love slowly drifts away from you

And there's no-one you can blame except yourself?

When you fall

And you bleed

Will you need me

To be the one that keeps you operating?

'Cause if so then I'll get comfortable

So cut the bullshit and show me that you mean it

When you tell me that you'll love me everyday until you die

'Cause you're the only thing I need

To help keep me alive for the next few years or so

'Cause you're the meanest

When you know that I need it

And the worst thing that you could ever do to me

Is leave me wondering

If you still love me too

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