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Artist: Mommy Long Legs
Canonical path: /mommy-long-legs/asshole
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Asshole
Read Asshole lyrics by Mommy Long Legs on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Asshole
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You can take your money
And put it in your asshole
You can take your condo
And put it in your bungalow
You can take your God damn financial plans
And jerk yourself off
You can take your GMOs
Your NFL your Superbowl
You can take your CEOs
Giant head and tiny soul
And throw it in a wormhole
Cause in the end we're all alone
Do you believe in God?
Who do you think made the internet?
Another round of fraps for me and my bitches
I'm not gonna tip you
I don't even know you!
You can take your credit cards
And max it hard on living large
You can take your asshole and put it in your new car
And drive into a wormhole
Cause in the end we're all alone
Holiday celebrate
Holiday celebrate
You can take your golf clubs your white gloves your tech job
Yeah you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
And drive into a wormhole
Cause in the end we're all alone
Drive into a wormhole
Cause in the end we're all alone
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