Bridezilla
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Bridezilla
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I-I-I can't wait to do the missionary
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait for you to t-t-take care of me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me
I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day
I can't wait for you to put a ring on me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait to go to couple's therapy
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me
I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day
Here comes the bride, better run and hide
Here comes the bride, better run and hide
Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my (raah!)
Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my
Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day
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