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Bridezilla

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Bridezilla

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I-I-I can't wait to do the missionary

Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait

I can't wait for you to t-t-take care of me

Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait

We're gonna make the perfect little baby

Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait

Not until you motherfucking marry me

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest

I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak

I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake

Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day

I can't wait for you to put a ring on me

Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait

I can't wait to go to couple's therapy

Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait

We're gonna make the perfect little baby

Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait

Not until you motherfucking marry me

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest

I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak

I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake

Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day

Here comes the bride, better run and hide

Here comes the bride, better run and hide

Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest

I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak

I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake

Baby, I can't wait for my (raah!)

Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest

I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak

I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake

Baby, I can't wait for my

Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest

I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak

I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake

Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day

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