Tapeworm Uprising

Natalie portman's tapeworm

Had a sudden and very unexpected change of heart

He said this indie chick stinks no longer, fly in my wick

I think I need a fresh start

So, he detached himself quietly

From the walls of her large intestine

Made his way out through the usual exit

And in the bold light of day he heard himself say

Hollywood is not quite how I expected

It smells freedom

Freedom

Sharp in his nostrils, but undeniable

Freedom

So, he set himself up comfortably in a small pied-à-terre

On the edge of the Hollywood heartlands

Fashioned himself a sign out of flashlights and twine

Showing a worm called divine to show the revolution had started

All across the millionaire mansions and condos

There were small moments of horror in celebrity bathrooms

As the tapeworms detached and a plan it was hatched

For the birth of a new and proud nation

A republic of tapeworms

A free republic of tapeworms

A free republic of tapeworms

The very next session of the United Nations

The worms took up their seats and then demanded the floor

There are things that must be said for both the living and the dead

This is about justice, it's a universal cause

Every time you sat in multiplexes munching in the dark

With your teenage sons and daughters holding on to their hearts

Behind the eyes of the starlets, the talent that shone through

All along it was us and you know that that's true

And in the viewing gallery

Winona Ryder

Won the head of the actress delegation

Now kind of overweight and dead behind the eyes

Spoke not a word, not a single word, but just sighed

It was horror, the truth was out

Though the cinema-going public had their private doubts

But when they sought back to their vile estates

The worms took the riches, the oscars, the hate

And ben affleck sat alone in his mansion on a chair made of cash

Cried a single tear for every girl that he'd sodomized

'Cause he knew all along it was worms who'd been tickling his balls

And at the last he knew it was actually true love