All For One

And so, King Arthur gathered his Knights together,

bringing from all the corners of the Kingdom the strongest and bravest in

the land to sit at the Round Table.

The strangely flatulent Sir Bedevere,

the dasingly handsome Sir Galahad, the homicidally brave Sir Lancelot,

Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot,

who slew the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who

personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.

And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-show.

SIR NOT:

Sorry.

HISTORIAN:

Together they formed a band whose names

and deeds were to be retold throughout the Centuries...

The Knights of the Round Table.

ALL:

All for one

One for all

All for one

And one for all

BEDEVERE:

Some for some

GALAHAD:

None for none

ROBIN:

Slightly less for people we don't like

LANCELOT:

And a little bit more for me

ALL:

All round this Blightly land

We are his mighty band

Oooo

King Arthur's strongest knights

We are prepared to fight

Whoooo-ever

All for one

Two for all

All for some

And free for all