Finland / Fisch Schlapping Dance

COMPANY:

Finland, Finland, Finland

That's the country for me!

(VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)

MAYOR:

Finland is the country where we dance

Finland is the country where we play

Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance

In traditional Scandinavian vay!

ALL:

Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:

Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

ALL:

Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:

Schlap away all day

ALL:

Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:

You simply can't go wrong

Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

ALL:

Finland, Finland, Finland

MEN:

The country where I quite want to be

SOLOIST 1:

Pony trekking-

SOLOIST 2:

Or camping-

ALL:

Or just watching TV

Finland, Finland, Finland

That's the country for me

HISTORIAN (spoken):

I said, "England."

COMPANY (spoken in tandem):

What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that