Stupid

Friends - you said we'd always be friends

You said we'd solve all our problems

And work it all out platonically

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But that's no fun, that's no fun

because you've gotta be stupid, if you wanna love me.

Why - you're always asking me why

You gotta have all the answers

and categorize definitively.

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If you think this code we're making

is like mental undertaking

What you gonna do to survive?

I guess you must have disregarded

that you have to be retarded

if you wanna keep it alive.

So - you're always telling me so

You're always shaking your finger, and wagging your tail

emphatically.

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I'm frozen in self consciousness

But you can thaw me out

As long as you're naive enough

And really can't conceive enough

As long as you're too stupid

To know what I'm talking about.

Spell - you're asking me to spell

You said it's I before E

So F-R-I before E-N-D.