Blondes (Have More Fun)

Is it matter of opinion

Or just a contridiction

But from where I come from

All the blondes have more fun

Well just watch them sisters

On a Saturday night

Peroxide Causin' all the fuss

Oh yeah, oh yeah

I took a rose in Texas

She give me plenty of practice

But I couldn't touch the surface

Cause of a recent face lift

She had no idea of what love's about

'Cept the one a clock call

On the casting couch, oh yeah, oh yeah

Searchin' round new york

It's on the cover of new Vogue

I ain't supposed to be available

So completely untouchable

I got a limousine and body guard

And chaperone

But god knows what

I just need to vote, oh yeah, yeah

You can keep your black and your redheads

You can keep your brunettes too

I want a girl that's semi-tarzan

Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2

Boy and that ain't all

Dig this one

I had a crush on Bardot

Fell in love with...

Read about it in the nationals

All the juicy little scandals

But I never saw 'em dancin'

At the County Hall

With the short fat guys

Woman truely balled, oh no, no, no, no

Dig this

You can keep your black and your redheads

You can keep your brunettes too

Don't want a subservient woman

Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2

Boy and that ain't all, oh yeah