Surfer Joe And Moe The Sleaze

Here's a story about Surfer Joe

He caught the big one,

but he let it go

There's somebody satisfied

with winning.

Back on the boardwalk

there's Moe the Sleaze

Sells good things

and aims to please

He's almost even but

he doesn't mind a handout.

Come on down

for a pleasure cruise

We're all going

on a pleasure cruise

Come on down

for a pleasure cruise

Plenty of women,

plenty of booze.

Give your ticket

to Moe the Sleaze

He's the one that's

weak in the knees

His pants are baggy,

but you can see them shaking.

I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe

He may be there,

I really don't know

We can smoke garfong

and watch him ride

the big one.

Come on down

for a pleasure cruise

We're all going

on a pleasure cruise

Come on down

for a pleasure cruise

Plenty of women,

plenty of booze.

Come on down, come on down

Come on down, come on.

Here's a story about Surfer Joe

He caught the big one,

and he let it go

There's somebody satisfied

with winning.

Here's a story about Surfer Joe

He caught the big one,

and he let it go

He's somebody satisfied

with winning.

He's somebody.