Albert Einstein Vs. Stephen Hawking

[Albert Einstein]

When I apply my battle theory

Minds are relatively blown

So take a seat, Steve

Oops, I see you brought your own

What's with your voice?

I can't freakin' tell!

You sound like Wall-E

Having sex with a Speak and Spell!

I'll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford

All your fans will be like

"Hm, that was Hawk-ward"

I'm as dope as two rappers

You'd better be scared!

'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!

[Stephen Hawking]

You've got no idea what you're messing with here, boy

I got twelve inch rims on my chair, that's how I roll you all

You look like someone glued a mustache on a Troll doll

I'll be stretching out the rhyme

Like gravity stretches time

When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind

I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of science

I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants

[Einstein]

I am the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on - if you could stand!

I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand!

You can't destroy matter or me, for serious

Ripping holes in you, bigger than the hole in your Black Hole theory was!!

[Hawking]

There are 10.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 particles in the universe

That we can observe

Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

You wanna bring the heat

With the mushroom clouds you're making

I'm about to make raps from scratch, like Carl Sagan

And while it's true that my work is based on you

I'm a super comupter, you're like a TI-82