Dirty Laundry

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em all around

I make my living off the evening news

Just give me something, something I can use

People love it when you lose

They love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here

I just have to look good; I don't have to be clear

Come and whisper in my ear

Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed bleached-blonde

Comes on at five

She can tell you 'bout the plane crash

With a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die

Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?

Is the head dead yet?

And all the boys in the newsroom

Got a running bet

Get the widow on the set

We need dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets

Dirty little lies

We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies

We love to cut you down to size

We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo

We can dance and sing

When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing

We all know that crap is king

Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em all around