I'm A Chingstah

Chorus:

I'm a Chingstah

I'm an asian wannabe

I don't hang with the G's, I just roll with the C's

When I skip down the street, all the people, they see

A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.

I run with scissors! I break the rules!

I drink when I drive! I loiter in schools!

I'm a hardcore thief, I steal but don't share!

I don't need to build my rep, cus I just built a bear!

Look at that hot chick looking this way

I don't want a girl with D's, she's gotta have A's

But I don't need no pussy cat, just to clear the fog.

I do what I want, I just chill with my dawgs

I stand like a Chingstah with my Chingstah face

I dust off both my shoulders, not for dirt, but dandruff flakes.

I like to eat drugs, especially when I'm sick.

I take some tylenol and Advil, then I feel better!

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I'm ballin on some 13 inch rims, cus I'm bad

I'll fly 47 in a 45 if somebody makes me mad!

I love to play Monopoly, I love the police!

Every single picture I'm in, I hold my gang sign "peace"

I pillow fight my dog! I pillow fight my cat!

I pillow fight the carpet! I pillow fight this lamp!

I pillow fight my house! I pillow fight this tree.

I pillow fight the wall, I pillow fight myself!

I'm a Chingstah

I'm an asian wannabe

I don't hang with the G's, I just roll with the C's

When I skip down the street, all the people, they see

A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.

Who are you? I'm a Chingstah!

What you want? Ice Cream!

Where at? I'm home!

Whats 3 x 3? Nine!

Who farted? That was me!

Favorite Jonas? Trick Question!

Best Rapper? Dr. Suess

Who's Yo Daddy? My Mom!