Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last that's

Why I'll treat you like trash it's

Not what I really want to do

But you only date bad guys so

I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to

I never open the door

Or pull out a chair

You can tell me how your day was, but I don't really care

And if you ever get cold

You'll just have to hack it

'Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket!

Like woah!

You ain't sittin' up front!

Front is for the homies

You can sit in the trunk!

I never answer my phone

Whenever you call it

And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last that's

Why I'll treat you like trash

Its' not what I really want to do

But you only date bad guys

So I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to

And I'ma beat you

In every competition!

Goin' out with the girls?

You better get my permission!

Wait no, I take that back you can't go

House is on tonight and that's my favorite show!

Do I look fat in this dress?

Hell yeah you do!

Wait let me speak your language

Cows go mo!

Nice guys finish last that's

Why I'll treat you like trash it's

Not what I really want to do

But you only date bad guys so

I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to!

But behind the scenes

She means the world to me!

I wanna tell her that's she's beautiful

And show her that she's loved!

Hold her hand when shes scared

Tell her how much I care

But that won't win her heart, because

Nice guys finish last that's

Why I'll treat you like trash it's

Not what I really want to do!

You only date bad guys so

I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to!

(Hoe!)