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Artist: Ninja Sex Party
Canonical path: /ninja-sex-party/no-reason-boner
Related lyric paths: 6
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No Reason Boner
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No Reason Boner
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There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands
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It baffles scientists
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This morning I was having breakfast
At the midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
I got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down an realized
I was one hundred percent erect
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I like coleslaw but not that much
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Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie
I was just covering up for my
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That was the wrong kind of package to mail
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This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson
But I can never tuck away the shame
It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the loch ness monster
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air
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You're ruining my life
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