Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian

I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket

For the land of the tall palm tree

Aloha old Milwaukee, hello Waikiki

I just stepped down from the airplane

When I thought I heard her say

Waka waka nuka nuka, waka waka nuka nuka

Would you like a lei? Eh?

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka pooka maka wah wahini

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coca nuta on ma tiki

What the hecka mooka mooka dear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

It's a ukelele Honolulu sunset

Listen to the grass skirts sway

Drinking rum from a pineapple

Out on Honolulu Bay

The steel guitars all playing

While she's talking with her hands

Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka

Words I understand

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka poo ka maka wa wah wahini

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coca nuta on ma tiki

What the hecka mooka mooka dear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

I boughta lota junka with my moola

And sent it to the folks back home

I never had the chance to dance the hula

I guess I should have known

When you start talking to the sweet wahini

Walking in the pale moonlight

Oka doka what a setta knocka rocka sis boom bocas

Hope I said it right

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka pooka maka wah wahini

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coca nuta on ma tiki

What the hecka mooka mooka dear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear