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Artist: Normahl
Canonical path: /normahl/el-kaida-shuffle
Related lyric paths: 6
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El Kaida Shuffle
Read El Kaida Shuffle lyrics by Normahl on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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El Kaida Shuffle
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Der Typ da vorne
Ich hab's immer schon geahnt
Das ist doch der Türke
Vom Döner-Kebap-Stand
Wie der genüsslich
Sein Riesenmesser wetzt
Und es dann voll Freude
Ans Fleisch vom Spieß
ansetzt
Und ich haste nach Hause
Und finde keine Ruh
Seh im Fernsehen
den Schily
Und den Beckstein
Noch dazu
Ein bisschen Bush
Ein bisschen Putin
Und dann denk ich mir zugleich
Ja wenn ich Angst ham
Will dann hab ich
Angst vor Leuten
So wie euch
Wie er listig und
Verschlagen
Drei Euro abkassiert
Und dabei schon überlegt
Wie er mich lustvoll
massakriert
Vielleicht plant er
Dort hinten
Vom alten Telefon
Aus seinem Kebab-Stand
Die Weltrevolution
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Normahl performs "El Kaida Shuffle", and this lyric page sits inside the Normahl catalog on LyroVerse.
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