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Artist: Nuclear Rabbit
Canonical path: /nuclear-rabbit/5th-grade-alchemy
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5th Grade Alchemy
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5th Grade Alchemy
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When I Was A Young Gnome
A Pair Of Cut Purses Cornered Me Behind The Inn
Oh, I'm Only A 5th Grader
Oh God, Horus Get Back
With Charisma Low, I Reached Into My Bag Of Holding
It Was Time, It Was My Turn
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A
Thought I Was Not Large, Even For A Gnome
I Was Confident I Could Ward Off The Attacker
Oh, He's Only A Dog
Oh God, Let Go Of Him
With My Dog Hours In The Clutches Of Murderous Friends
I Had To Act Quickly So I Began
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A, And A
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (repeat)
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