A Little Squirrel And His Crack Pipe

I am a freak who knows absolutely everything

About nothing in particular so I must say that

If you lick a a laos, lumpy hump-hump, sticky perv-perv

Jamma-Jamma, kooky dau kooky dau

Envision a rabbit, a rabbit with a habit

Smokin' a crack pipe, would you care to have it

If you don't think so, the rabbit might eat soap

And the jungle pimp who sells that shit may have to cope

But if he made an offer would you wanna spend time

Running around like a chicken with a bald behind

I wouldn't know so, cause I am not you

So go ahead and soak you fingers in that palm olive

Here comes the green man isn't he the beaver

Wouldn't you wanna be his coffee achiever

Wally is a dope fiend and the beav he needs his nose cleaned

Wondering why it softens your hands while you do the dishes

Take a good look at my jugular, it is a shit hole for elephant dungulars

It has the ability to withstand penial irregulars, presumptuous vaginal excretions

And somewhat irrational buttjungletirds it drips and secrets an odorous manifestation

Created from an unusual combination of elephant feces and human excretion

Imagine an implosion from a walking excrement

I am George Zimmer and I guarantee it

If you don't believe me then I will pee on it

Making it smell Metallica hell

Plug your nose and taste the toe jam,

It melts in your mouth and not in your hands

Stingy ting and the taste of ear wax

Sniffity-snort-tort-toot the dig'em smacks

Wrap your lips around burbling butt bowl

Have some more splat with your fossilized fruit roll

Quirble clapping speaks a glazed retina

You figure what? for some butt? well that would be nice

Rub-a-dub-dub in my bath tub

With a rubber ducky's hugs I give him my love

With an upper hand on the job, frustrations soothed

With a soap on a rope I make my moves

Cheep-cheep-cheep, flap-flap-flap

Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle, clap-clap-clap