Ugly Woman

[Chorus]

Centaur lady

In reverse

Lovely body but her face,

Like a horse

[Session]

Yo, Ill tell you what's great about fuckin' a hit chick

She won't complain if you just bust in her quick, shit

She better be happy she got thrust with a stiff dick

And she'd never cheat, dawg. Im trustin' this bitch wit

Anybody even drunk you wouldn't catch em in the place

When she was born the doctor even smacked her in the face

I introduce her to my boys, they tried to hold me back

I told em, "I ain't Shallow Hal, dawg, I know she fat!"

Fuck it, at least she make sure I don't see her when I wake up

Cause she's so ugly she need to creep up on her make-up

Can lead a prenup if we break up, cuz we never will

Won't give her plastic surgery even if I get a deal

For Halloween kids go as her but of course

It's tricky cause kids gotta find the fur of a horse

This Session tellin' you to get the ugly chick freak and

Trust me, mistreat her cause never the musty bitch cheatin'

[Tonedeff]

Yo Son Im sick of these pretty bitches, they're a nightmare to deal with

Hoes actin' like they deserve to have their heels lit, with fake or even real tits

It's like they wantin fame for their appearance

I made a sever switch, let me explain what the deal is

I met this ugly bitch in the fish section of the market

I mean for real, this bitch look like Linda Tripp's illegitimate armpit

Yeah, the sex was a bit awkward but trust me fam

I covered the head with a pillowcase while yellin out, "Fuck the klan!"

We go to clubs to dance, the floor clears, bouncers shout

Hit up the carnival to hand her a job app for the haunted house

And I get mad confused when it comes to humpin' around

She asks me to fuck her ass but tells me, "You fucka mah mouf!"

And I'm buggin' out cause it's fucked up when your girl gets her nails painted

And the first thing you think is, "You get a face lift?"

Will I trade shit? Man, I can't call it

It's a marriage of convenience and I always get the handicapped parking

[Chorus x2]

[Substantial]

Yeah, yo

Got this girl, she's remiscin' of Cole's Big Shirly

Burly, she dont know the definition of girly

When it's early, she runs a mile with me on her shoulders

Nickname's Jawbones, teeth look like she bite boulders

You might notice there's no talk of head mentioned

Cuz the time I got it it was like another circumcision (ow, it hurts!)

Listen, her naked you'd hate to see

So brolic when we have sex it's like she rapin' me

And I ain't a small dude, you should hear her talk too

How boo got more bass in her voice than I do? (I love you)

Yeah baby, whatever you say

Bikini wax? Her bush look like a fuckin' toupet

No choice but to take one for the team or it's curtains

Can't prove it but I think she might've killed my old girlfriend

Downer, but it's useful bein' around her

Cause when we in the club I got my own personal bouncer

[PackFM]

Yo, it don't bug me that she's ugly as long as she loves me

And when we out in public she has to promise not to hug me

Ok, shes kinda chubby but her smiles cute, dont knock it

She got three teeth, two in her mouth and one in her pocket

Let's not kid, Im positive that she ain't gonna leave me

She can't chew through a new leash, she only got two teeth

We go to dark places like the movies. Dinner? think not

Can't use a knife and fork, I gotta feed her with a slingshot

Get a doggy bag only hit it doggy style

Can't blame her mom and dad for makin' her an only child

You don't want a bunch of those things runnin' around the house

We'll be safe as long as you can't get pregnant through the mouth

I know what fly chicks are about and fuckin' wit' em isn't smart

They'll burn a hole in your pocket and it spreads to your heart

So if your ratin's more than eight to ten and you high maintenance

Better have an ugly friend cause I'll be datin' them

She's ugly as sin

The bitch has goat titties

She suckles migdet on them

The bitches toes are longer than her fingers

She dips her big toe in ink and writes me love letters

The bitches vagina looks like a wombat dipped in chewed bubblegum

Its disgusting