Naked Sorority Girls

There was this girl, I loved her so.

She was a Kappa Beta Theta Phi Sigma Roe.

I took her to Beale Street on a Saturday Night,

I found the Southern Comfort seemed to do it just right.

Then I took her on a carraige ride,

And it started to rain so we went inside.

I was hanging out with the Peabody Ducks,

Then she pulled out her room key and said Let's !!!!

Naked Sorority Girls,

Those kinda women just rock my world.

They power walk all day and drink all night,

You know Daddy's Little Girl will always treat you right.

Naked Sorority Girls,

They're more fun to ride than a Tilt a' Whirl.

I don't know if this is how love should be,

But when it comes to love its all Greek to me.

Seen her walkin' down the road with a bow on her head,

"Hey baby what's your !!!! major?" "Elementary Ed."

"I don't need a degree, I'm trying to find a man."

Well who needs an education when you've got a tan?

She orders fat free food to keep her body hard.

She's running up the bill on Daddy's credit card.

Getting the oil changed on the BMW's my baby's biggest fear,

She's been through five years of school,

She's not once bought her own beer.

She wears the sleevless shirts with the hiking boots,

She's got the bleach blonde hair with the jet black roots.

I see her all day but she's never in class,

She's got a bottle of Ni and got her shake in her !!!

Naked Sorority Girls,

Those kinda women just rock my world.

They power walk all day and drink all night,

You know Daddy's Little Girl will always treat you right.

Naked Sorority Girls,

They're more fun to ride than a Tilt a' Whirl.

I don't know if this is how love should be,

But when it comes to love its all Greek to me.

Tried to get her to come to a late night, but she won't go.

A couple of her sorority sisters said "Well, Jim you know

She's not that kind of girl, she doesn't sleep around."

But it ain't immoral if its oral baby go on down.

And one took me for a ride in her Mercedes Benz,

When up from the back popped a couple of friends.

We took a quick drive to Sardis Lake,

And in about a half an hour they all three got naked.

Had...

Three Naked Sorority Girls,

Those kinda women just rock my world.

Lady keep on power walking all day,

You keep on drinkin all night.

Because you and your two sisters were sure out of sight.

Naked Sorority Girls,

They make my eyes roll back, they make my big toes curl.

I don't know if this is how love should be,

But when it comes to love its all Greek... to me.