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Artist: Pansy Division
Canonical path: /pansy-division/bill-amp-ted-s-homosexual-adventure
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Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure
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Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure
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Two California valley boys
The very best of friends
They use to go on dates with girls
But now they don't pretend
After trying to deny it
They went ahead and tried
Couldn't believe how excellent it felt
It's no bogus journey
It's their hearts' true yearning
It's time for Bill & Ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin
In the garage
They're practicing their guitar solos
But in the bedroom
They're practicing on one another
School was such a pain
What a way to waste your brain
Cause you know what's on their minds
Hey dude, 69!
They might seem kind of dumb
But they're not rubes
They got each other by the pubes
Squeezing on one another's tubes
One's dark, one is blond
Day and night they get it on
They got condons in their pockets
Plug into each other's sockets
They learned from Socrates
And other ancient greeks
The art of homo love
And sexual techniques
They may not be too bright
But they know what they like
A love affair most triunphant
It's no bogus journey
It's a boner journey
It's time for Bill & Ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin
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