P-Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)

Good evening

Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong

We have taken control as to bring you this special show

We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving

Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk

Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music

P. Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb

Coming to you directly from the Mothership

Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500, 000 kilowatts of P. Funk-power

So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums

And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker

My motto is

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up)

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk (yeah)

I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

WEFUNK, y'all

Now this is what I want you all to do

If you got faults, defects or shortcomings

You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines

Whatever part of your body it is

I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through

Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?

The desired effect is what you get

When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship

Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming

Doin' it to you in 3-D

So groovy that I dig me

Once upon a time called Now!

Somebody say: Is there funk after death?

I say: Is Seven Up?

Yeah, P. Funk!

Make my funk the P. Funk (uncut funk!)

I want my funk uncut (P. Funk!)

Make my funk the P. Funk (uncut)

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P. Funk (make mine)

I want my funk uncut (the P)

Make my funk the P. Funk (hah!)

I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all)

I want the bomb, (home of the bomb)

I want the P. Funk

I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk)

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home

Yeah, I dig!

Let me put my sunglasses on

That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses

So you can feel cool

Gangster lean

Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop

Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile

Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me

Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients

Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie

It was cool

But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho!

WEFUNK, we funk

Make my funk the P. Funk (ho!)

I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine)

Make my funk the P. Funk (yeah)

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk (P. Funk, y'all)

Don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P. Funk

(Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)

Before I take it home

Gettin' deep

Once upon a time called Right Now

Ain't it funky now

Far 'round

Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb)

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

Don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home

Yeah

We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine)

Make my funk the P. Funk (I wants to get funked up)

Before I take it home

Don't stop, get down

Talk!

Blow your horn

Peee-youuu!

Wants to get funked up

Well, allright!

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb, (P. Funk)

I want the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk

Before I take it home

Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk

Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music

P. Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb

Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker

Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming

Coming to you in 3-D

So groovy that I dig me

Yeah!

Yeah! P. Funk!