I've Got Gases

I eat beans, nobody stands behind me

My life is a shit

I've got a girlfriend, but she dumped me

I've got gases, my belly hurts

Anybody likes me

I am such a jerk

Let me sit, maybe it gets better this way

But everyone who is around me, get up and get away

I know what's the problem, I ate a pumpkin pie

But I won't let it go this time

I'll try to hold it up

I poo

There's shit in my pants

I tried hard to hold my gases, but now I can't pretend

I poo

Now I'll get away

Maybe if I just starts to run

I won't dirt the place

No pain! No gain!