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Artist: Pastilhas Polegarinas
Canonical path: /pastilhas-polegarinas/i-ve-got-gases
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I've Got Gases
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I've Got Gases
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I eat beans, nobody stands behind me
My life is a shit
I've got a girlfriend, but she dumped me
I've got gases, my belly hurts
Anybody likes me
I am such a jerk
Let me sit, maybe it gets better this way
But everyone who is around me, get up and get away
I know what's the problem, I ate a pumpkin pie
But I won't let it go this time
I'll try to hold it up
I poo
There's shit in my pants
I tried hard to hold my gases, but now I can't pretend
I poo
Now I'll get away
Maybe if I just starts to run
I won't dirt the place
No pain! No gain!
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