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Artist: Pater Moeskroen
Canonical path: /pater-moeskroen/onze-hond
Related lyric paths: 6
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Onze hond
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Onze hond
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Onze hond die kan niet blaffen
(Kannie blaffe, kannie blaffe)
Onze hond die kan niet blaffen
Want we hebben helemaal geen hond
Dus hij poept niet in de goot
We hoeven niet te doen aan apport of dood
Want hij luistert nooit naar ons
Want we hebben helemaal geen hond
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Blaffende honden (blaffende honden)
Krijsende katten (krijsende katten)
Wassende oma's (wassende oma's)
Piepende remmen (aaah)
Onze kat die eet geen Kit Kat
(Eet geen Kit Kat, eet geen Kit Kat)
Onze kat die eet geen Kit Kat
Want we hebben helemaal geen kit kat
Geen Felix, Sheeba of Brekkies
Een blikopener die is er niet
Onze kat is de dunste van Krommenie
Want we hebben helemaal geen kit kat
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En onze moeder wast met Omo (oeh)
En onze oma die wast ons moeder (oeh)
En onze opa die was al vader (oeh)
Voordat ons vader opa was (oeh)
En mijn achterneef heet Ad
Die z'n broer had een vriend
Die geen auto had
En die auto die had geen remmen
En daarom hebben wij geen hond meer
B-b-b-b
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Piepende remmen
Blaffende honden
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