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Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead)

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Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead)

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As the son of a son of a lawyer

I never get home before nine

The folks at work all think I'm a jerk

I never see my kids and they don't seem to mind

Yes, I'm stressed, and aggression's got the better of me

My second ex-wife says I oughta get a life

And the third and fourth agree

But tonight Jimmy Buffet is comin' to town

Pack up the Beemer: salt, lime, and tequiler

And mingle with the soccer moms and 9-to-5 clowns

Got no use for these suburbanite losers

I'm above them in every way

But tonight, I'm a Parrothead

And they're okay

I'm allergic to shellfish and mangos

I don't enjoy the beach or the sun

Hard for a man to get a tropical tan

Wearing SPF one-hundred-and-one

I guess Key West is impressive, but I've never been

Can't even have Old Bay® or a Filet-O-Fish®

Without needing a Dramamine®

But tonight I'm in the crowd and I'm singin' along

Year after year, you'll find me here

Gettin' the words to "Margaritaville" wrong

Most of the time I'd rather kiss a mime

Than to hang out with your kind

But tonight, I'm a Parrothead

And I don't mind

I know I ain't no sailor

My khaki shorts are custom tailored

And my Hawaiian shirt's from Calvin Klein®

And I don't own his albums

I only came here to get loaded

And hit on your wife

But tonight, the Coral Reefers are gonna be playin'

I'll be the drunken ass throwing up on the grass

And shoutin' out my tenth request for "Fire and Rain"

Most of the year I'm 'bout as full of cheer

As a constipated bear

But tonight, I'm a Parrothead

I know you wish that I was dead

But for tonight, I'm a Parrothead

And I don't care

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