Celebrity Death Match

Waking up without you

It's all in my head

I roll over to touch you

See a horse's head

How did I arouse you with Keanu's face?

How well did I endow you with Dirk Diggler's pace?

How do you entice me with Beyoncés face?

But when you slice and dice me

It's like Will & Grace

If I keep doing it my way

And you keep doing it your way

If I keep doing it my way

And you keep doing it your way

If I keep singing it my way

And you keep screaming it your way

We'll both be taking the highway

So let's start doing it our way

(And we'll be fine)

Going to sleep without me

It's all up in your head

Four glasses of Nyquil

Won't warm up your bed

You keep on doing it your way

You keep on doing it your way

I keep on doing it my way

I keep on doing it my way

You keep on doing it your way

You keep on doing it your way

I keep on doing it my way

I keep on taking the highway

How do you despise me in a Michael Bolton way?

I guess how I despise you like Meg Ryan's face

And how I defy you like J-Lo's cheeks?

And how you victimize me like R. Kelly's babes

If I keep doing it my way

And you keep doing it your way

If I keep doing it my way

And you keep doing it your way

If I keep singing it my way

And you keep screaming it your way

We'll both be taking the highway

So let's try doing it our way

(And we'll be fine)

Watch the credits rolling

Can we be friends?

Or is this the end?