Megalania

Some of you say may claim to amuse

And once shown you'll insist it's a ruse

Then those who fought the battle could only lose

For in it time megalania rules, there's no use

More than simply a meal without a match

And though the crocodile has his snap neck latch

To a mortal man a fearsome catch

Ha! Even it would cower when the young would hatch

Mmm-mmm

Crocodile strides but only with bursts of speed

Just another handicap that the lizard didn't need

No need to stop at all, megalania challenge and then they all fall

At 25 or 30 feet only it fed on warm blood 'n' meat

And rand a torrid sprint with a 40 mile pace

Or kept the strength at a distance race

Don't trip or you'll find yourself a nice hiding place

One glance strikes the fear of god in you face

No logic pulls toward you time

For it came through the ice age with no reason or rhyme, yeah

What I said

Abandoned with the past down under

Even in the bush staggered with thunder

Mmm-hmmm, nightmare, everyone's here

A megalania again has appeared

That's right

I know the rumble, it's only him

Perhaps your torso, or just a limb

And crush and maul in the night of the iguana

Please commence the demon even though you don't wanna, ha!

Only mounties charter him well

Ten megalania back to hell, alright