Drive

[Grover]

Guys, we got this

You ain't shot this

Yo, I know your train of thought is

That there ain't no way in hades that we’ll win

All your worries

Come in flurries

But we bested freakin’ furies!

Look how far we’ve come, we can't give in

It’s one foot forward at a time

Dust off all that grit and grime

We still got a lot left to do

‘Cause people are counting on us

And I'm counting on you

[Conductor]

(Spoken)

All aboard!

[Grover]

Drive

Just drive

Stay ahead

Stay ahead

Stay alive

We ain't got no time for moping

When we’re working and we’re coping

So pedal to the metal and drive!

[Conductor]

(Spoken)

St. Louis, everybody off!

[Annabeth]

(Spoken)

Look! The gateway arch!

[Percy]

(Spoken)

Whoa. Look! A lady with a puppy! Aw, is that a chihuahua? Aw, hey lil– whoa!

[Echidna]

(Spoken)

(Laughing) it's a chimera!

[Annabeth]

That was freaky!

[Percy]

That was scary!

[Grover]

Yo, guys, are you aware

We keep surviving every creepy crazy thing

[Tractor guy]

(Spoken)

Hop on my tractor!

[Percy, annabeth, grover]

Like an arrow from orion

Keep on straight and keep on tryin’

No fates are ever gonna cut our string

[Reporter]

(Spoken)

As you can see, bob, we’ve got thunder and flooding and hurricane level winds

We urge all citizens to stay off the road, and don’t–

[Percy, Annabeth, Grover]

Drive

Just drive

Stay ahead

Stay ahead

And stay alive

The weather may be stormy

But the road is still before me

So pedal to the metal and drive!

[Tractor guy]

(Spoken)

Bye kids!

[Annabeth]

(Spoken)

Okay, here's the problem. Public transportation is suspended due to the storm

And if we get on a plane, zeus will strike us right out of the sky

[Percy]

(Spoken)

Do we have enough drachmas for an uber?

[Grover]

(Spoken)

We don't even have enough drachmas for a cheeseburger!

[Percy]

(Spoken)

If you hadn't bought all those dam snacks–

[Grover]

(Spoken)

Uh, it was the hoover dam, and I was hungry!

[Percy, Annabeth, Grover]

(Spoken)

(Indistinct arguing)

[Percy]

(Spoken)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are we fighting?

[Ares]

(Spoken)

I have that effect

Ares, God of war. Maybe you've met my daughter - clarisse?

Wh-o-oa, whoa, relax, I come in peace! I hear you runts are headed to hades, but you'll never make it on public transportation. I can take you as far as vegas

Y’all cool with motorcycles, right?

[Percy]

(Spoken)

What do you think? Can we trust this guy?

[Grover]

It’s one foot forward at a time?

[Percy]

Dust off all that grit and grime?

[Annabeth]

We still–

[Percy, Annabeth, Grover]

Got a lot left to do

‘Cause people are counting on us

And I'm counting on you

Drive

Just drive

Stay ahead

Stay ahead

And stay alive

[Ares]

The road, it offers freedom

As for rules, hell, we don't need 'em!

[All]

So pedal to the metal and drive!

[Percy]

I never dreamed that I could do this

Never felt like I was worth a damn

But I, I'm sorta getting through this

I mean, wha? I mean, look at where I am!

[Ares]

(Spoken)

Vegas, baby! This is where I get off

[Grover]

(Spoken)

That guy is so cool

[Annabeth]

(Spoken)

Okay, gang, we’ll be in la tomorrow. But tonight, we need a place to sleep

[Percy]

(Spoken)

How about here? The lotus hotel

[Annabeth]

(Spoken)

Pssh, you're joking, right? In the odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed, one night could last one hundred years!

[Percy]

(Spoken)

Uh, I'm sure that's irrelevant. Um, excuse me miss, how long have you been at this hotel?

[Bianca di angelo]

(Spoken)

Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday: May 1st 1939!

[Percy]

(Spoken)

Uh, we can sleep on the road

[Percy, Annabeth, Grover]

Drive

Just drive

Stay ahead

And don't get dead

And stay alive

[Grover]

With the wind upon our faces

We’re getting all the places

[Annabeth]

No major fender benders

Now we’re looking like contenders

[Percy]

The oracle can can it

I'll save my mom and save the planet

[Percy, Annabeth, Grover]

So pedal to the metal and–

[Percy]

(Spoken)

Oh look, a bus to Los Angeles!

[Annabeth]

(Spoken)

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[Percy]

(Spoken)

This one we just won't blow up!

[Grover]

Ha!

[Percy, annabeth, grover]

And drive!