Dog Festival Directions

If you want to eat some dog

I have good news

There's an annual dog festival

Where you can eat all the dog you want

And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China

And the festival spans about ten days

With fifteen thousand dogs consumed

And it goes from the twenty first to the 30th of June

I just wanna let you know

I'm just tryna be a bro

So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China

Once you get off at that airport

You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus

And it costs twenty US dollars

And it's a four and a half hour ride

And you get off at Maoming West

Just remember Maoming West

Now you might have to stay there a full night

Depending on the time you arrive

Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day

And you have to buy another ticket

It's about another tenty two bucks

But from there it goes straight to Yulin

Soon enough you'll be eating some dog

Now there are about eight available hotels in Yulin

I'm checking online now

I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel

Offering a sauna, fitness center

Wow, it's not too bad at all

Nevermind, it's fifty bucks a night

But with free complementary breakfast

And a free cancelation fee

So it's not as bad as I thought

When you're ready the concierge

Will know exactly which festival you're talking about

And he or she will give you directions

So take a cab

But don't get ripped off

If you're white they'll charge you double

I shit you not

I shit you not

But anyways, enjoy your flight

Goodbye

Enjoy the dog festival