Dumplings
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Dumplings
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Yo... PinkOmega
Yo PinkOmega
One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough
Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand full of stoges
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings
Motherfuckers want to act funny
Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny
Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby
Motherfucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk. Making preteens laugh for the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!
Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon
Got to feed on the bitches, bitches
Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown
Girls moan when I come home, dick like an ozone
Want to step in the ring?
Just skin and a sack of shitty meat like dumplings
Boy I don't wear Gucci
Still classy but rotten like blue cheese
We're about to make a movie
With a hand held Sony, puffing on a loosie
"Cooking the dumplings all day"
Is the only thing I say when I mind my business
Get the fuck out of my kitchen!
I'm cooking up a storm boy. None of that beef shit
They say I'm the man in your nightmares
Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!"
I'm high on the weed and the xany
I find it uncanny there's so much poonani
They found me the lab doing stem cell research
I was trying to grow you some balls
The police came but I explained about your bitching
Now they want to pitch in and support the cause
Hate my ways? That's a personal issue
Because you're thinking about me, put down the tissues. (Ew!)
Why you still yapping to me?
Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger?
Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor?
Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator?
Oh, because I never heard of your dumb ass. (Nope!)
Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a taser. (whoop!)
Because I'm cooking all the dumplings
Because I'm cooking all the dumplings
Because I'm cooking all the dumplings
Because I'm cooking all the dumplings
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