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Artist: Pink Guy
Canonical path: /pink-guy/friendzone
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Friendzone
Friendzone lyrics by Pink Guy. Do you know why you're lonely? It's 'cuz you're fat And gay Girls don't choose the nice guys And you're a nice guy! But you're...
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Friendzone
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Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cuz you're fat
And gay
Girls don't choose the nice guys
And you're a nice guy!
But you're fat
And you're fucking gay
And why don't girls see the inside?
Oh, they do!
And they see
That you're still fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh, oh)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cuz you're fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh, oh)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cuz you're fat and gay
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