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Artist: Pink Guy
Canonical path: /pink-guy/small-dick
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Small Dick
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Small Dick
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I have a small dick
I have a small dick
If you're under nine inches, you cannot pleasure women
(Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!)
I got a small dick, got a small dick
Yeah, got a small dick, got a small dick
I bet you didn't know, about my small dick
I'm only seven inches
Got a small dick
Yeah, it's so small that I piss on my balls
It's so small when it gets really cold
And my dick is only seven inches long and I'm ashamed, yeah
If you're under nine inches, you should die
If you're under nine inches, you cannot pleasure women
Size always matters, it always matters
Black lives matter too
Yeah, black lives matter too
Their dicks, are way bigger, yeah
They're so athletic
I wish I could play basketball, like a black man
And I wish I could satisfy my girl, like a black man
Black people look so cool in any outfit
Bathing ape
I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
Only a black man can satisfy my girl
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my seven inch dick
Only that twenty inch dick
I only watch pornos, where the black
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