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Artist: Pixie Killers
Canonical path: /pixie-killers/the-5-minute-adventure
Related lyric paths: 6
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The 5 Minute Adventure
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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The 5 Minute Adventure
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Woke up one night, three angels gathered round my bed
One pulling zits, one blowing nose at every chance
The third had his halo round his neck like a noose
Preaching evil things from a past yet to come
Colours turning, pictures started rolling
TV set on fire
Couldn't reach it, couldn't turn it off
The videos had all come alive
Jason coming through my window
Throw him away
Frankenstein with an axe
Throw him in the dump
The poltergeist no rolling round my house
"Hell man, I didn't think Disneyland delivered that well"
Ghost train, I rode for free not moving out of bed
And all this time, zit squeezers watching over me
Norman's moving in, mama by his side
Couldn't look 'em in the eyes
Michael Jackson lost his rotting arm
Later served with bacon, cream and cheese
I gotta throw up
Throw it in the air
Just gotta wake up before
They throw me down the drain
I reckon this is not a nice place to be
I'm down with zombies right up to my knees
I really wouldn't choose this place to spend my life
I'd rather live where birds would sing, not shit and die
Waiter, I'm though with my story now
You can come up from that mouth of a cow
I will never drink like that again
Why don't you just pour a special again
Never say die
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