Trigger Happy Jack

He scares easily

It makes him so... angry

At me

And his head it spins around

Just like the exorcist and I

Find it ever so

Hard to resist his cries

But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant

Waving his pistol in my face

He wants me right down on my knees

Crumbling in disgrace

But he underestimates my mind

I know he's messing with my head

My only weakness is

I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal

human being

Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Trigger Happy Jack you're gonna blow

But I'm gonna get off before you go

My Trigger Happy Jack is just a drive by

A Go-Go

And after a while he calms down

And he looks at me like a prince

But I know I better bite the bullet

'Cause it's just another one of his

Jedi mind tricks

Well this ain't no head trip honey

This is a collision on the road

And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill

But you know deep down I know

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human

being

Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Trigger Happy Jack you're gonna blow

But I'm gonna get off before you go

My Trigger Happy Jack is just a drive by

A Go-Go

Why do you make me feel like this?

Why do you gotta be such a dick?

(I feel like shit)

Go-Go

And I hate myself

Just enough to want him

And I hate him just enough to get off

But I understand him

Maybe I'm just crazy enough

To love him

Why not?

Why not

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human

being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human

being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human

being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human

being

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human

being

Uhhhhhh.