Horny Pony

Ahhh yes

New dance commercial - take 1

Ahhh yes

There ya go, there ya go

Horny people gather here {x2}

Horny people gather here

We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears

We got a new dance 4 the next 8 years

I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most

It's a sex dance - it's a new dance

And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast

I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about…

I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all - come on

There ya go, there ya go

Horny Pony

Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now

Is he weird or what?

Sing (Horny Pony)

Now that's 2 freaky!

In the years of the war, we don't wanna know

U're buckin' that body like U really go 4 the hip stuff

H into the I into the P

It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy

U want it in your hip, U want it in your thighs

It's the dance that conservatives most despise

Cuz it's the sex dance - it's the new dance

And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man

It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony)

And there ya go

Turn around

Chicken grease in the house

Chicken grease? I don't know

That's it, I gotta run

And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona

But U can't hide, the Horny Pony get U gonna

Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it

Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it

Horny people gather here {x2} (How long?)

4 the next 8 years

We got a new dance - it's the Horny Pony

Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words

Sing (Horny Pony)

Girl, uh-uh - nope!

Did U come 2 party now? (Yeah, yeah)

Do U really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah)

If U're horny, let me know (Yeah, yeah)

The pony see U boogie now (Yeah, yeah)

So how am I supposed 2 do this dance?

"How U do that dance?"

I can't do that - I'm a lady (Nigga, please!)

I can't do that

What?

Listen 2 me while I show U how 2 do it

Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it

Movin' your legs from the left 2 right

Your arms up high like an eagle in flight

Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree

Jack Be Nimble, whoo, U're doin' it - see?

The Horny Pony, y'all

There ya go, there ya go

It's the Horny Pony

Do U believe this? Oh my God, this guy...

Oh, he's just so... he's just so weird

Oh my goodness, would U look at this?

I just... I just cannot believe

Girl, uh-uh - nope!

(Horny Pony)

Did U come here alone?

Uh, yeah - why?

Well guess who U goin' home with?

Huh?

Ugh! That's nasty!

Yeah

(There ya go, there ya go) {repeat till fade}

The Horny Pony

(Horny Pony)