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Artist: Prince
Canonical path: /prince/if-i-had-a-harem
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If I Had A Harem
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If I Had A Harem
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If I had a harem like all the papers say
If I had a harem like all the papers say
I'd have me a different girl 4 each and every day
If I had a harem here's what I'd do
If I had a harem here's what I'd do
I'd get me 7, 8, or 9 just 2 take care of U
This is true
Yeah
I'd have one 2 wash your body, one 2 wash your hair
One 2 wash U here and another one 2 wash U there
If I had a harem
I'd do things 2 ya that no other man would dare
Yeah
Fantastic!
If I had a harem, this one thing is true
If I had a harem, this one thing is true
I'd only have 'em 4 one reason: just 2 take care of U
Sho'nuff sweet thing, sugar pop, coco-lot
Primafantasticsuperextracool
I'd only have a harem just 2 take sweet care of U
Yeah
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