If I Was Your Girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

Would you remember to tell me all the things you forgot

When I was your man?

Hey, when I was your man

If I was your best friend

Would you let me take care of you and do all the things

That only a best friend can

Only best friends can

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

Would you let me dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes

Before we go out

Not that you're helpless

But sometimes, sometimes

Those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend

Would you run to me if somebody hurt you

Even if that somebody was me?

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be

Please

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

Would you let me wash your hair

Could I make you breakfast sometime

Or then, could we just hang out, I mean

Could we go to a movie and cry together

Cuz to me baby that would be so fine

If I was your girlfriend

Baby can I dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes

Before we go out

(If I was your girlfriend)

Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless

But sometimes, sometimes

Those are the things that bein' in love's about (sugar)

Sugar do you know what I'm saying to you this evening? (sugar)

Maybe you think I'm being

a little self-centered (if I was your girlfriend)

But I, I said I want to be (sugar)

all of the things you are to me (sugar)

Surely, surely you can see (if I was your girlfriend)

(If I was your girlfriend)

Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room

just because you wanna undress?

I mean, we don't have to make children to make love

And then, we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

Your body's what I'm all about

Can I see you?

I'll show you

Why not?

You can think it's because I'm your friend I'll do it for you

Of course I'll undress in front of you!

And when I'm naked, what shall I do?

How can I make you see that it's cool?

Can't you just trust me?

If I was your girlfriend you could

Oh, yeah, I think so

Listen, for you naked I would dance a ballet

Would that get you off?

Then tell me what will!

If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me?

Would you let me see you naked then?

Would you let me give you a bath?

Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh

And would you, would you let me kiss you there

You know down there where it counts

I'll do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounce

And then I'll hold you tight and hold you long

And together we'll stare into silence

And we'll try to imagine what it looks like

Yeah, we'll try to imagine what, what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll try to imagine what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll try