Vagina

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl

Her hair was shorter than mine

She told me she lived in the city

I knew when she was lying

I first saw her in a gay bar (gay bar)

Kissing another girl

I said, baby, I'm looking for a turn on

And she said, welcome to my world

Welcome to my world

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl

She taught me how to dance

Used to do it, used to do it with the TV on

Political romance

Half-boy, half-girl

Best of both worlds

Half-boy, half-girl

Best of both worlds

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl

She had her own way of doing things

But baby, she shoulda been king

She was so strong and so understanding

Oh, ooh

Vagina (la, la, la, la)

Oh, ooh

Oh, oh, la, la, la, la, oh

Oh, oh, la, la, la, la, oh

Vagina

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl

You never told me how you got your name

I guess you wanted a little fame

I guess you got what you wanted

You got what you wanted, girl

Half-boy, half-girl

Best of both worlds (sing it now)

Half-boy, half-girl (oh)

Best of both worlds (everybody now)

Half-boy, half-girl (oh, oh)

Best of both worlds

Half-boy, half-girl

Best of both worlds

Half-boy, half-girl (oh, oh)

Best of both worlds (oh, yeah)

Half-boy, half-girl

Best of both worlds

(Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina)

Half-boy, half-girl

Best of both worlds

Half-boy, half-girl

Best of both worlds