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Artist: Quase Dois
Canonical path: /quase-dois/monstro-do-bacio
Related lyric paths: 6
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Monstro do Bacio
Read Monstro do Bacio lyrics by Quase Dois on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Monstro do Bacio
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Na correria eu fiz cocô
Acabou o papel higiênico
Eu queria limpar a bunda
E aquela bosta que não afunda
A catinga era tanta
Que berravam na porta "anda"
Fiquei nervoso saí dali
Olhei pra merda e comecei a rir
Dei a descarga
Estava estourada, e era merda pra todo o lado
O cagalhão, veio transbordando
E eu com a mão devolvia empurrando
Empurrando...
De repente, explodiu
Aquele monstro de dentro do bacio
Ele veio e me atacou
Me comeu e depois me cagou
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