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Artist: The Queers
Canonical path: /queers/ben-weasel
Related lyric paths: 6
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Ben Weasel
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Ben Weasel
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He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
CHORUS:
Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel - you just hate him 'cuz he don't hafta work
Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel...
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his T.V.
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark's worse than his bite
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
CHORUS
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