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Artist: The Queers
Canonical path: /queers/if-you-only-had-a-brain
Related lyric paths: 6
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If You Only Had A Brain
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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If You Only Had A Brain
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Your mouth is always ope, you think you're so damn smart
Without all your friends around you just fall apart
Please tell me now what's the score
You know it, you fucking bore
I'm hoping you'll get away, far away from me
Go pose for somebody else
If you only had a brain (4x)
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