Bartender

People in the back ground talking:

Care for another Martini?

I could wet my whistle...

Brandy Sir?

Song:

Bartender I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 AM

The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin' on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my shit out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor

I did what I should have never done

and now I'm sittin' here, talking to you

Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart, in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

And I know I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers till they get here

Yea I know the sun is comin' up

And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin'up

But im trying to drown my soul

Im tired of this life on the dirt road

Everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hangin on

Im sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart, in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Rap:

Yes it was meant to be

Romance is misery

So much for memories

And now I am headed to the penitentiary

See me on TV

The next cop series

I am a danger

I guess I should have did something about my anger

But I never learn

Real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love

And watch it burn

I know it's my fault

But I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit

So I crashed that piece of shit over

song:

And now I'm goin' back again

Back to the pen to see my friends

When we all file off that county van

They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart, in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car

I Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Fades out:

Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa

Heyyyyyyyy

Laaa

Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa

Hey you bastard

Laaaa

Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa

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