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Artist: Relient K
Canonical path: /relient-k/gloria
Related lyric paths: 6
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Gloria
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Gloria
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Woke up along with you,
I never know with you,
you're keeping me in the dark.
You've got your fast moves and
you've got your one twos
and I can never let down my guard.
You say-eh eh eh you could never do better than me.
And Gloria, what's come over ya?
Why don't you teach me how to,
why don't you teach me how to love?
Why don't you show me what's up?
I got the shakes and you're my drug.
Why don't you teach me how to,
Why don't you teach me how to fight?
'Cause when you're wrong you're always right.
You've got a lotta nerve, I've got a lot to learn.
Why don't you teach me how to,
Why don't you teach me how to love?
Tellin' lies
Swattin' kisses like they're flies
Doin' everything I can to survive.
Keep me in the cold,
raking me over the coals,
either freeze me or burn me alive.
You say-eh eh eh you could never do better than me.
Well Gloria, what's come over ya?
Why don't you teach me how to,
why don't you teach me how to love?
Why don't you show me what's up?
I got the shakes and you're my drug.
Why don't you teach me how to,
Why don't you teach me how to fight?
'Cause when you're wrong you're always right.
You've got a lotta nerve, I've got a lot to learn.
Why don't you teach me how to,
Why don't you teach me how to love?
I guess it's love flowers petals everywhere,
I guess it's love when you refuse to behave,
I guess it's love when you tell em what to wear.
I guess it's love when you go through my phone,
I guess it's love when I can't go out alone,
I guess it's love if you got me feeling low!
Why don't you teach me how to, why don't you show me how to,
why don't you teach me how to...
Why don't you teach me how to love?
Why don't you show me what's up?
I got the shakes and you're my drug.
Why don't you teach me how to,
Why don't you teach me how to fight?
'Cause when you're wrong you're always right.
You've got a lotta nerve, I've got a lot to learn.
Why don't you teach me how to,
why don't you show me how to,
Why don't you teach me how to love?
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