Mood Rings

We all know the girls that i am talking about

Well they are time bombs and they are ticking

And the only question's when they'll blow up

And they'll blow up

We know that without a doubt

Cause they're those girls,

Yeah, you know those girls that let their emotions get the best

of them

And i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

Cause we'll know just what they're thinking, just what they're

thinking

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She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way

Her moods are swinging on the swing set almost everyday

She said to me that she's so happy its depressing

And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

If its drama you want then look no further

They're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of

our lives

And it just kills me how they get away with murder

They'll anger you then bat their eyes

Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

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And i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

Cause we'll know just what they're thinking, just what they're

thinking

She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way

Her moods are swinging on the swing set almost everyday

She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing

And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

Cause when it's black it means watch you back because you're

probably

the last person in the world right now she wants to see

and when it's blue it means that you should call her up

immediately

and ask her out because she'll most likely agree

and when it's green, it simply means that she is really stressed

and when it's clear, it means she's completely emotionless

(and that's alright, i must confess)

We all know the girls that I am talking about

She liked you wednesday, but now it's friday and she has to wash

her hair

and it just figures that we'll never figure them out

first she's jekyll, then she's hyde... at least she makes a

lovely pair

mood ring, oh, mood ring

oh, tell me, will you bring the key

to unlock this mystery

of girls and their emotions

play it back in slow motion

so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the

female mind