My favorite pillow

Do

Do you remember back in middle school

When my trunks fell down

At the pool

Everyone laughed

Eccept for you

You just let me hold you

In my bedroom

Or freshman year when

Julie midnight

Dumped me because of my overbite

I cried all night

All over you

You didn't seem to mind

My tears or my drool

I could always hold you tight

(My favorite pillow)

So soft, so cool on your other side

(My favorite pillow)

In my eyes

You've been nothing but classy

But everybody's saying

You're nasty

Full of fungus,

It can't be true

Laden with bacteria

No, not you

But the thing

That really did mean end;

I learned your full of dust mite excrements

And those dead skin cells

May be mine

But knowing what's in you,

I can't sleep at night

We've been through both thick and thin

(Because you're a pillow)

It's hard to say this is the end

(My favorite pillow)

It's not me, it's definitely you

(I'll get a new pillow)

You're a body fluid sponge,

And we're through

(I'm getting a new you)