Nerd vs. Geek

What do you think you're doing nerd?

Did you just call me a nerd, geek?

Ya, nerd!

Yes I'm a nerd

Bookworm, I'm studious

From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus

Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam

Now, I'm no rocket scientist

Oh wait, I am.

When I pour my alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight a's.

My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace

I've got a pocket-protector protector protector

I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape em together

Run back to reddit, and type stuff no one will see

You're a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe

That's right I'm a geek

I've got brains and a personality

I wear my glasses sincerely

And my t-shirt ironically

There are some things you can't learn in a class

Or else I'd sign you up for 'intro to how not to be a social outcast'

You're just so early 2013

I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing

I use an app to pair pork with the perfect bordeaux

Too bad there's no app to neutralize your b.o.

While you're lost in second life letting your fingernails grow long

I'll be syncing up my iphone, tablet, tv and your mom

Sure grooming's not my thing

But I don't care.

I look so good in chainmail that it's not renaissance faire

Doesn't larp stand for loser and reject party?

I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army

I tried dungeons and dragons once

And I died, of boredom

But I'll still kick your assassin's creed post-mortem

Mario party's the only one you're getting invited to

Your life is like skyrim

An endless quest of solitude

Ooo you beat angry birds

You're not a gamer cause you battle your friends with words

You click on cute icons, I execute commands

Do you really need a 'genius' to teach you garage band?

I landed the first roflcopter

And took in orphans when I was 12

Cause I'm an early adopter

I can wear google glass without looking like a dweeb

Ok. Maybe not

But I can yelp us some good food to eat

You need 16 gigs of ram

To watch a steve jobs doc?

I keep an actual ram in my pc, his name is spock

I'm a new console

Your face is birth control

I troll brony sites you look like an actual troll

I'm fluent in c++

[Std:cout "you just suck! N";]

Can your iphone autocorrect your dumb haircut?

Hold on a second

Let me tweet this infographic I made

That illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate

I just haven't met a woman

Of a high enough caliber

The only dates you have

Are on your go-go-google calendar

You're losing this battle

Your foam sword won't help

In the future you'll randomly access this memory

And crap yourself

Did I mention I built a dancing robot?

No one gives a shatner about your skinny jeans

Do you even know what url means?

You don't know what you're tolkien about

(Sung in some fictional tolkien dialect)

"Much wind pourannotates from your mouth you cowardly dog!

You are ugly, and your mother dresses you

Go kiss an orc"

You know

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio

Between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain