Heaven Knows

A brand new human being, razor sharp, all firm and tanned

All clean, all pure, with a thirty-second attention span

As the clock strikes twelve and we're ready for party games

You play blind man's buff and I'll play out charades

[Heaven knows] what kind of fool am I

[Heaven knows] why you take an eye for an eye

[Heaven knows] what comes over me

You were pumping iron as I was pumping irony

Now I find myself fully occupied and half alive

With your head, heart, arms and legs wrapped around my family pride

See the whites of their eyes then shoot

With all the romance of the Ton Ton Macoute

[Heaven knows] what kind of fool am I [etc repeated]

Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes

But then I suppose, anything goes, anything goes

But then I suppose that anything, anything goes

[Heaven knows - heaven knows --]

[Heaven knows] what kind of fool am I

[Heaven knows] what comes over me

[Heaven knows] what kind of fool am I

Tell me please, please, please

[Heaven knows] what kind of fool am I --