Anne Frank Bash 2009

Yo, listen up

Here's a story

About a little girl who lived in an attic

And all day and all night,

them Nazi soldiers were lookin' for her

And she sang a little something like this

I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die

Yo, get the keys to the ride

Homie, we gotta fly

We gotta flee

Come on I, got me some rocks

I got some weed in my socks

Homie, we gettin' high

Yeah,

I gotta army lookin' for me

And this attic's gettin' too crowded for me

Gotta go get a bus outta Germany

Gotta rush, 'cause if them Nazis find me,

then it's on to the train and off to the camp

And it's not the kind of camp where you wanna be

It's not the kind of camp with arts and crafts

It's the kind where they make soap outta me

This attic's gettin' too whack for me

All I got is a bucket to crap and pee

It sucks when you're stuck in the attic, B

Ain't even got cable on this TV

And my little laptop's got dial-up

How'm I s'posed to see "Two Girls, One Cup"?

And I can't make a call to order some grub

Ain't even got service on my Blackberry

Hitler, might as well give up

'cause I ain't comin' down

And I ain't gonna be found

It's my Bar Mitzvah

We gonna get drunk,

and get this attic bumpin' down

Everybody sing it now!

I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die

Yo, get the keys to the ride

Homie, we gotta fly

We gotta flee

Come on I, got me some rocks

I got weed in my socks

Homie, we gettin' high

Hey, yo!

Why them Nazis waste their time on me?

I'mma tryn'a chill with my homie

It's fine, don't pay no dime

I'mma be just fine, but keep on tryna' find me

Kinda started, I liked this attic

It's not bad,

I ain't even mad

It's rad

I'mma have me a little party

Manichewitz, instead of Bacardi

And you're all invited

Bring your posse

You ain't gettin' carded

We all gonna get retarded

We gonna drink until we fart it

And we gonna order pizza

We gonna be hiring a DJ

We gonna sing "Hava Nagila"

We gonna be smoking our kilo

This ain't something you wanna miss, man

This gonna be a sweet Bat Mitzvah

We gonna be in the VIP

And we might even be throwing a bris

Bitch Ass Nazis ain't invited

They try to get in, don't bother

This party, it can be one of a kind

Anne Frank Bash, 2009!

I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die

Yo, get the keys to the ride

Homie, we gotta fly

We gotta flee

Come on I, got me some rocks

I got weed in my socks

Homie, we gettin' high

I'm in an attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet

I'm in an attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet

I'm in an attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet

I'm in an attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet

(Attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet)

(Attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet)

(Attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet)

(Attic, an attic

It's so sweet, it's so sweet)

I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die

Yo, get the keys to the ride

Homie, we gotta fly

We gotta flee

Come on I, got me some rocks

I got weed in my socks

Homie, we gettin' high

I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die

Yo, get the keys to the ride

Homie, we gotta fly

We gotta flee

Come on I, got me some rocks

I got weed in my socks

Homie, we gettin' high